Home Skool w/ Andrew Rivers and Cory Michaelis

This week's guest has kids in school and does NOT want to home school them so we spend this episode solving the school shooting problem. If anyone knows about mass shootings it's 3 white guys. We think the episode is still funny. Let us know!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |   Tyler: @tylerboeh

This week we interview royalty! King Pepper Snake aka Harry J. Riley is in studio (his house) and has some hot takes on hiking, monkey pox, SNL, and tiddies. Listen in.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |   Harry: @kingpeppersnake

Andrew had to run errands* with his mom so we canceled on our guest (sorry Kris Shaw!) and went for it solo. It's so weird to tell our monologue jokes solo so we kinda incorporated them into our chat instead. Enjoy!

*pick up weed

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy 

Listen to the end for a big announcement! No, Andrew didn't impregnate anyone (that he knows of). And our guest, Cavin Eggleston, is a former teacher who does now does comedy just like Cory. He pulled the trigger earlier than Cory (we didn't know that was possible) and already got an awesome break as a Steel City Arts Foundation grant recipient.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |  Cavin: @cavin_egg

We're back! And I doubt any of you noticed we left. This week for our social hour we have the creator and host of The Social Hour, Deece Casillas. He's a comedian, baller, and shot caller but not a shot taker - 2 years sober from alcohol but not averse to taking shrooms. Among other things, we talk micro-dosing and how he's never ever traveled with drugs.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Deece: @deececomedy

This week we have the hilarious, stylish, and perfect hair-lined Wilfred Padua. Wilfred roasts us pretty hard for the jokes with great quips like "I figured you were done with the jokes until Andrew clearly misread a word". Fun! And, this episode includes drop ins by some of our favorite past and future guests wishing Andrew a happy birthday. No idea how they figured out how to Zoom bomb us...we're gonna have to shore up our security.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |    Wilfred Padua @wilfredpadua

This week from Last Comic Standing and Dry Bar Comedy we welcome Tommy Ryman! The cardigan comes off for this awesome interview.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Ah damn, we get ghosted by TV shows AND podcast guests. We talk about it all on today's pod and solve the Will Smith, Jada, and Chris Rock issue. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  

This week we talk sex club comedy shows and parenting with our hilarious and eccentric friend from Portland, Todd Armstrong. Portland's the weirdest city in America and Todd runs the weirdest comedy show in the city so you know it's nuts - which is what you'll probably see if you go to the show. We got to talk to him for about a half hour until his little one pops in and charms our socks off. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  | Todd: @armTODDstrong

For this week's episode, y'all can decide what GOAD stands for (Greatest of All D____) but we can confirm he's a great guest. We talk about what it was like to become a stay-at-home custodian during the pandemic and how that made him question custody of his kids. But he doesn't just bully his family, he also bullies movies on his hilarious YouTube series with John Beuhler. Sorry the episode is a little late - Cory got locked out of the account because Zoom didn't like that he was logging in from Canada. Welp, Zoom, Cory also didn't like being in Canada. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Duane: @duanegoad and "Movie Bullies" on YouTube

We're both busy on the road this week so we pre-recorded a fun chat about Andrew's opportunity to audition for Montreal's Just For Laughs - the biggest comedy festival in the world.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy 

This week we have one of the funniest comedians on land, sea, and in the air. He murders at clubs, dominates the cruise ship comedy game, and wisecracks with flight attendants (I assume). Cory's good buddy Spencer James hops on with the bald and beautiful for a fun one. Check it!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Spencer: @comedianspencer

Dustin Nickerson is the GD best! His youth and early adulthood is almost exactly like Cory's but instead he stayed happy, married, and had kids...like a loser! He's a former youth pastor and current extremely hilarious and brilliant comic. He has a great perspective on comedy and provided some great fodder for the podder. Check it!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Dustin: @dustinnickerson

Coming in Hot! This week we have the hilarious Nate Abshire on the podcast. Voted "Funniest Comic in the Twin Cities" and with his wonderful debut album "Coming in Hot", Nate makes a great and funny guest. Also, he kicked Andrew's ass in Helium Comedy's "Coast to Coast Roast Battle" so he holds a soft spot in my heart. Give it a listen!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Nate: @nateabshire

This week we invited a very funny former comedy class student of mine and Andrew's, Jaci Terjeson. It's really exciting to watch a former student do well in comedy and even better to have them laugh at our amazing jokes. Unfortunately, she didn't do that much on this episode. Check it out and learn about Jaci balancing comedy and kiddos.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Jaci: @jaciterjcomedy

This week we welcome our good buddy Neeraj (knee-rodge) Srinivasan (I have no idea). He's a very funny comedian who's had his comedy hub be Boise, Portland, Long Beach, and now Los Angeles. And, he has a brand new show at the famed Hollywood Improv called "Thirst Trap" that you gotta check out if you're in LA. Cory's audio stinks and his Amazon delivery dude needed a signature for all the alcohol he bought but it is STILL a very funny episode. Check it out.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Neeraj: @nipsdontlie

We took a week off so the jokes should be twice as good this episode but they absolutely are not. Lucky for us the guest is twice as good as who we were going to have last week. Don't even wanna talk about that loser! Shannon Whaley is a good friend who is talented, funny, and living her best life but would never call it that. Cory met her years ago at her first ever stand-up performance, developed a little crush, and then she moved as far away as possible a month before he got a divorce. She's says that was a coincidence but we all know better!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Shannon: @theshannonwhaley

This week Andrew and I are south of this week's guest's border and that sounds way dirtier that it is. Susan Thompson is damn hustler and a killer comic. Check her out!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Susan: @susanthompsonhaha

We're on repeats! Well, re-bookings. But this one is a good one because Josh Firestine has a roasting podcast and is perfect for our pod. Enjoy me and Trevor Warrants (Andrew) talking to him. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Josh: @josh_firestine

Just a little more BS-ing since we missed last week. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

When it comes to women, late is the worst but with podcasts it's better than nothing. Cory and Andrew roll solo...or duo this week and talk about Andrew's sexcapades in Canada. Enjoy!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Can't 69 with 3 people so Cory and Andrew do this episode as a duo this week. Lots of jokes and even more meaningless and mindless chatter. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Instead of taking a week off, Andrew and Cory hop on a call to talk Thanksgiving, our upcoming tour, and nuance in life and comedy.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Our good buddy and dream crusher, Trixx, pops in to determine if we need to be canceled. He's the winner of the World Series of Comedy and the Boston Comedy Festival and is killing it on IG. Give him a follow!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Trixx: @comediantrixx

Andrew snags his tour manager, Jon, because it's hard to get guests. And, it turns into one of our funniest and most fascinating eps. yet. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Jon: @jonbander

We sit down (in 3 separate rooms) with Maxi Witrack so three 6's can laugh and chat. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Maxi: @maddmaxi

Andrew and Cory welcome Jeremy Horn!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Jeremy Horn: @mrjeremyhorn

Andrew and Cory welcome Josh Firestine! And he tells us a great story about breaking up a fight in the audience while he was working at a club...as the headliner.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Josh: @josh_firestine

Tone, Tony, Toni! Martinez, former GM of Tacoma Comedy Club and current GM of the St. Louis Helium Comedy Club joins us for...part of the pod. We lost him halfway through but you gotta check out his club. Also, this week we had some killer jokes and fun conversation so listen to the end!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   

This week we change it up a bit and interview a brand spanking new comedian. So new that he hasn't done a show yet. Brent James Driscoll is an extremely talented film maker who happens to be working with Andrew on his upcoming album "For the Wrong Reasons" (releasing Oct. 19th). Brent is also pretty dang hilarious and is taking Cory's virtual comedy class. So, this ep. is just one big commercial for our careers. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Brent: @brentjamesdriscoll

https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/phillip-kopczynski-live-at-spokane-comedy-club/

We're excited to have our ghost write, Phillip Kopczynski, on the show this week. He's hilarious and it's a fun episode but also, he has a new special out (filmed at Spokane Comedy Club - one of the best in the country) and we think it's great and want all our listeners to give it a look and a listen. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Phillip: @phillipkopczynski

https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/phillip-kopczynski-live-at-spokane-comedy-club/

This week we have the hilarious Mike Cronin fresh off of his album recording in Raleigh, NC. It comes out in December, it's called "Thick Worm", it's going to be hilarious, and yes that's a dick reference. Check out the ep. and then check out his podcast "Mr. Cheeks" on all the platforms. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Mike: @bonesnake3

We're back with a guest and it's last week's absentee, Brett Druck aka Steve Hofstetter's bitch - his words, I always thought that title was held by Andrew. Brett is hilarious and you should check him out live and on his podcast with past guest Jarrett Berenstein, "Is This Anything?"

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Brett: @brettdruck

Well, it was quite the week! Andrew saw Stanhope & introduced his parents to a future ex-girlfriend, we got ghosted by our guest (or maybe Andrew never really asked Brett Druck), and let's see, what else, I think that's it. Oh wait, Cory got COVID. Yikes! He no longer has symptoms and seems to be out of the woods - that's where he quarantined because he's basically homeless. Join the Patreon to support him. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy 

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by a celebrity guest! Andrew's dad, the much more famous, Bob Rivers. It's a riveting chat that includes drug arrests, Only Fans education, and lots of "back in my day" disagreements. It's a long one (Bob was a radio show host for 30+ years) but it's good until the vey end - check it out!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Bob: @bobriversshow

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by one of our favorite Pacific Northwest comedians, Kermet Apio. Who is by far the sweetest and most empathetic comic we know but is also extremely funny, well-liked, and opinionated - so don't cross him!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Kermet: @KermetApio

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by clever, ambitious, and very funny Dave Neal. Dave's Bachelor Nation recaps have become insanely popular in the pandemic to the point that the most recent Bachelorette even saw them in her hotel room while she was on the show...allegedly. Also, on this episode we reveal that Andrew isn't the only one to canoodle with someone from Bachelor Nation - Cory has also!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Dave: @dnealz and @sexactuallypod

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by a much funnier and more handsome Andrew, Andrew Sleighter, currently from Portland, Oregon. Also, Andrew Rivers writes these descriptions. "Sleighter" as he's known in Seattle and on Saved By the Bell, is one of the funniest comedians to come out of Seattle - he's been on Conan, has a great album and Dry Bar Comedy special out and is about to record another album/special in Portland on October 16th. Follow him and check it out.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Andrew: @andrewsleighter and The Cavalry Podcast

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by the person that we predict will soon be the most famous Armani in the world. It kinda helps that Giorgio got shot but that's beside the point. Ricci Armani is hilarious and charming and enlightens us a bit about gay culture during this last 18 months.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Ricci: @ricci_armani

This week Cory and Andrew go solo...or tandem or maybe duo. We didn't have a plan per se but ended up talking about hell gigs and how to be funny without being dicks. Oh, and we talked about The Bachelor.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

This week Cory and Andrew go solo...or tandem. We had a crazy couple weeks on tour (well Cory was local but he golfed a lot) so we didn't write jokes and wanted a chance to BS about it. Not sure any of y'all care but we're releasing it anyway!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

This week Cory and Andrew go solo...or tandem. We had a crazy weekend selling out two theaters and a total of 750 seats. So, we didn't write jokes and wanted a chance to BS about it. Not sure any of y'all care but we're releasing it anyway!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by "Meatloaf" safe word user Gabriel Rutledge - one of the funniest comedians ever from the Pacific Northwest. Among other things, we're gonna talk about how Gabe is going to do Dubai in a few months.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Gabe: @gaberutledge

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by marijuana enthusiast and hilarious comedian, Tyler Smith. Producer and host of the amazing Dope Show - a comedy showcase in which comedians perform a sober set, take a short intermission to toke up, and get back on stage to perform under the influence!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Tyler: @highbs

Cory Michaelis has another podcast where he interviews strippers about their lives, what it's like to work in the clubs, and how we can all be better customers in their spaces. And, as a bonus, we figured we'd post an episode here. So, enjoy or ignore!

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This week Cory and Andrew are joined by their new friend and future, personal therapist Joe "Mr D." Dombrowski. Joe is a hilarious comedian on stage and online. You're missing out if you don't follow him or see him live. And, you're in luck! Following him online is easy and seeing him live is an option - he has a nationwide tour this year!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Joe: @mrdtimes3

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by their good buddy who plays an excellent bro on Portlandia, JR Berard.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  JR Berard: @berardjr

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by their good buddy, the hilarious comedian and philosopher, Chris "Bowers" Bowers. Listen in to learn why he thinks death is the answer to all of the world's problems.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Chris Bowers: @bowerscomedy

This week Andrew ends his dry spell! We're all very excited for him. We don't do too much kissing and telling but mostly because it wasn't kissing...it was blowing. In his ear you pervs. Listen and laugh. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Jarret Berenstein: @jarretberenstein